accucination


when a fact is imagined and applied as proof in an accusation.

a portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.
person a: i heard that one in ten people have, at one time, eaten some of their own foreskin and you’re the tenth person i’ve met today, so… qed
person b: actually, you didn’t count yourself
person a: curses! my accucination has backfired!

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