Ace Card
the act of telling a friend’s biggest secret to a bunch of people to purposefully embarr-ss them. or, saying the one phrase that could embarr-ss someone at the current moment. another way to say “burn!”
carl: well i saw you macking on lisa.
greg: i was only macking on lisa because you were throwing up in her mom’s vase and i was trying to distract her.
lisa: (gasp)
carl: way to pull out the ace card greg.
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(tom witnessing a fight between jan and dee)
dee: you never keep your side of the room clean.
jan: because i cant spend that much time in there with all you hanson posters all over.
tom: oh, ace card!
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