acela
s-xual maneuver named for the high speed business-cl-ss train operated in the eastern corridor by amtrak. method preferred by its clientèle for expressing love for a women through a spontaneous and often surprising display of raw power that simultaneously celebrates the innovations of modern technology.
the primary business-cl-ss traveler takes up position in the king sized bed of a reputable hotel chain while the client freshens up in the bathroom. adequately prepared for the meeting, the client makes her way across the room towards the waving business-cl-ss traveler. at this point, an additional business -ssociate, given a proper running start, approaches from the side at full speed to deliver a sudden bone-crushing tackle aimed at the client’s center of gravity. executed properly, the collision is a near perfect transfer of power that drills the client to the floor where she is then properly drilled by the business-cl-ss traveler while his -ssociate occupies himself with the latest issue of the financial times.
“baby, i love you in a way that regular non-business travelers could not express. allow me to pleasure you appropriately… -b-tch doesn’t see if coming, gets destroyed by the acela, will understand what the primary business-cl-ss traveler meant when she comes to-“
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