Achocalypse
jonathan ross warns the nation the achocalypse is coming soon when the world will lack of chocolate!
why is there so little chocolate being made?
the achocalypse is coming!
and yea, i saw descend from heaven a great brown horse; and the brown horse came down to earth with a crisp clopping b-mpy motion and burst open in a shower of delicious brown squares; and all the people gathered around were crying hallelujah with chocolate smeared on their faces until the very cracks of doom.
the above was from the achocalypse of saint john the chocoholic.
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