Achy Breaky Hannah


achy breaky hannah is a name for the process which that hot little piece of jailbait miley cyrus and/or her pointless alter-ego will soon undergo. following in the footsteps of britney spears, her weight will balloon up, she’ll get knocked up by a trailer-trash wigger and drink heavily during the pregnancy, make numerous public appearances going commando in a short dress, enter/quit rehab at least five times, and finally be found in bed one morning with an empty bottle of pills and an empty bottle of rum.
once miley completes the long process of achy breaky hannah, she’ll just be yet another one of the garden-variety pop-stars who all sound exactly alike and yet somehow draw tons of pre-teen fans. at least it’s still a bigger accomplishment than her one-hit-wonder father.

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