acid baby
the first ever acid baby was introduced to the world by a man named michael matthews. he has presumably been convicted of forcing acid baby’s mama to induce a 9-month long acid trip while carrying his seed. miraculously the baby was not only born with no birth defects, but with the ability to telepathically communicate with other humans as well as beings from the other side.
update
michael matthews has been rumored to be nominated for the 2018 n-bel piece prize for donating acid baby to foundations interested in ending crime on the planet.
bro did you hear the truth about 9/11
what? that conspiracy bs you’re always trying to convince me of?
nah bro, it’s not bs… acid baby proved it!
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