Ackermanosis


syndrome charecterized by simple cognitive errors (so called “rookiness”) , disportionately large penile shaft (greater than 40cm) and unquinchable s-xual appet-te.

epidemiology: 1 case in australia from warick qld

risk factors include: breeding in tasmania, italian/lebanese exposure, surfing, s-x, nandos

treatment: unfortuantley after years of research and funding…sadly there is no cure. the last known case perished after tumescnece engorged the p-n-s to a wopping 107cm, stroking out the victim.
news article: young female queensland medical student impaled by 47cm p-n-s again and again prior to footy training. doctors and forensics agree the culprit suffers from ackermanosis.

news article: firefighters were unable to lure women out of the top level in a burning building 40 stories high. firefighters used a man sufferring from ackermanosis to both reach the women and lure her to safety.

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