Acme Pad Turd Bomber (APTB)
a game consisting of throwing 1 or 2 used (or unused) acme pads in the toilet and attempting to sink them to the bottom of the bowl by sh-tting on them. aiming is allowed, and after a few tries you should begin to learn important b-tthole bombing skills. though you can not use your hands or foreign objects to reposition the pads you are allow to create a current to move them by p-ssing on the inside of the bowl. this method is often difficult for women, if women actually play this game at all. each sinked pad is worth 50 points and a major pride boost.
guy 1: guess what?!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: i was playing acme pad t-rd bomber (aptb) earlier and i
lodged a pad between two pieces of sh-t!
guy 2: thats so awesome! did you take a picture?
guy 1: i was so proud i left it! quick, lets go see it before
someone flushes it!
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