acooterment
etymology: portmanteau of ‘accoutrement’ and ‘cooter’
1 a : equipment, trappings; specifically : a woman’s unmentionables, hygiene products, piercings or other accessories specifically designed for the female s-x organs — usually used in plural b : an adornment, item of clothing, or collection of hygienic equipment — usually used in plural
2 archaic : the act of acootering
3 : an identifying and often superficial characteristic or device pertaining to a v-g-n- — usually used in plural
sally asked me for a tampon, but unfortunately i left home this morning sans acooterments.
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