acoustic shave
the act of shaving with razor; not an electric shave
“hey man, do you use norelco?” “no way, i shave acoustic!”
where one’s singing shaves off one or many needed notes.
at karaoke, jebus’ acoustic shave of born to be wild really butchered the song.
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