Acronymlish
the english language reduced to acronyms. mostly used in online instant messaging and cell phone text messaging, however acronymlish is starting to invade verbal speech as well. for example how often do you hear people say “wtf” or “fml” or “gdmfer!”. these are all examples of acronymlish. my prediction is soon this new condensed version of the english language will replace our current way of speaking.
dude 1: “omfg! wtf?? stfu!! gtfo!”
dude 2: “quit talking in acronymlish, you sound like a f-cking r-t-rd.”
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