act like it’s not shabbat
to m-st-rb-t-. jewish people (m.o.t.s) often avoid masturbating on the that day of the week, and therefore must do it more on non-shabbat days.
teacher: “my, jimmy, that was a long bathroom break, were you…smoking drugs in there?”
cl-ss: “ooooooh, busted.”
jimmy: “h-ll no b-tch…but let’s just say it wasn’t shabbat in there.” (pulls out $1 bill) “hey, slip the janitor mr. washington here for the extra clean up job, will ya?”
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