Action Boner


an action b-n-r is the kind of a b-n-r that is popped during a movie, tv show, music video, or video game with scenes of action so f-ckd-mned epic that you can not help but gain an erection.
guy one: f-ck d-mn man, did you see that new explicitly violent, cheesy, and outrageously over the top movie!?

guy two: f-ck yeah man! i popped an action b-n-r.

man 1: did you watch 300?

man 2: oh my god that movie was so action packed i popped a b-n-r…but…uhh…not in a gay way.

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