active dyslexia
a form of active listening in which one repeats something that has just been said to them, but transposing words or letters to give a new meaning to the message. its main purpose is usually to annoy, amuse, or both.
john (irate): i want to f-cking die!
marsha: i want to die f-cking!
john: i like your idea better.
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