active listener


one who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. these b-st-rds have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: “oh yeah?” “ahhhhhh” “oh alright” “i see” or one from the plethora of others.
i am really sick of the active listeners in this office. he knows exactly what you mean before you even say it… apparently.

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