actuarial jokes


proof that any -ssociation with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.
even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.
examples of actuarial jokes:
“an actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn’t have the personality for it.”

“an actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time.”

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