adam lambert

the nicest and funniest gentleman on american idol season 8 with and awesome voice and amazing smile. he tries to spice a song up by just adding his own style into it.
host:”did you google yourself this week?”

adam lambert:”yes i did… it’s all about the singing, nothing else”

contestant:”don’t you dare laugh at me.”

adam lambert: “i’m not laughing at you. i’m laughing with you”
the best male vocalist i have ever heard in my whole entire life. incrediable. shocking. true. new. born star. role model. celebrity. singer. the next american idol.
person 1:

did you hear adam lambert last night? his voice gives me chills.

person2: yeah i know! if he doesn’t win, amnerica is wack.
an extreamly bangable contestant from american idol. often seen wearing nail polish and guyliner, and is unfortunately gay. -sob-
adam lambert is so s-xy and bangable, i wish he wasn’t gay!
the ultimate hbic.

each time adam sings, an angel has an -rg-sm. his vocals are top notch, and he has a ridiculous vocal range. adam loves putting on a show, and that means lights, fog, glitter, lots of gyrating, guyliner, black nail polish, costumes, and other glam furnishings. the fact that he is gay is the least shocking thing about him. basically, you wish you were as fly as this motherf-cker.

on american idol season 8 he had a string of memorable (to say the least) performances, including ring of fire, mad world, and whole lotta love. he made american idol his b-tch. he also became part of the bromance of the century, kradam.

when it comes to the idol tour 2009, people lost their sh-t when he came on stage, and critics sucked his glittery d-ck. people go absolutely batsh-t crazy over this guy; some even begin to question their s-xuality, hence, the term “adamgasm.”

there are some haters. all of their arguments are invalid. besides, adam welcomes haters. he believes that good art causes strong reactions, whether they be positive or negative.

adam is a “glittery alien from planet fierce.”
“i’m going to put glitter on my eyelids, b-tch,” says adam lambert.
they guy with an amazing voice. he can sang tracks of my tears to play that funky music to mad world to whole lotta love to can’t get no satisfaction.
omg! when adam lambert sang mad world simon cowell gave him a standing ovation, that has never happen before.
the most amazing singer ever to live on the planet. definitely the best idol of all seasons put together.♥
adam lambert got a standing o from simon cowell! what an amazing singer!
adam mitchel lambert-
born jan. 29, 1982
singer, actor.
american idol 2009 runner up.
famous for:
-black malepolish
-tight pants
-rings and other jewelry and accessories

-black hair w/ blue streaks
-amazing vocals and “screams”
-being h-m-s-xual
-not winning american idol because that’s just r-t-rded.

synonyms: the best thing ever
antonyms: danny gokey
adam lambert is frikken amazing. america has mental problems since they didn’t vote him to win.