Adjustment
that’s one thing a man does if you ever see his hands reaching the crotch area.
especially when wearing jeans, adjustment is necessary. a man will never be comfortable until proper adjustment is made, i.e. the p-n-s is not in a good position.
directions:
1. swiftly move your hands to the crotch area.
2. push your p-n-s from the sides.
3. once you reach a good resting position, your p-n-s should be comfortable.
p.s. this is especially important if one has a mooseknuckle
-man grabs his crotch-
woman: what are you doing?!
man: adjustment.
—–
woman: are you masturbating?
man: adjustment. hey you just looked at my p-n-s llololololol!!!11!!oneone!!!!!!!!!eleven!!
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