admin monkey
an individual employed in a job whereby their duties are administration based but tedious, repet-tive, low-paid and boring, hence a monkey could do it for bananas.
anna – “i just got a temping job at the bank.”
joe – “what are you doing?”
anna – “i’m an admin monkey man. i’m gonna spend my whole day scratching my -ss, eating bananas, flinging my poo at rude colleagues and typing.”
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