admiral nelson

(1) it’ll get you drunk! you’ll be f-ckin fat b-tches in no time! arrr!!! perhaps the best rum ever made, it will get you drunk for cheap without the hangover you’d expect from other cheap liqours such as mr. boston, or popov. though often dismissed as a cheap knock off of captain morgan, it tastes very similar, is half the cost and the admiral has won in several blind taste tests. it is also true he runs a tight ship. arrr!!!!

(2) a cheap spiced rum, cheaper and better than captain morgan.

(3) admiral horatio nelson, commander of the royal navy when britain won the great battle of trafalgar. not quite as much of an accomplishment as selling a high quality good tasting rum for half of what the compet-tion sells it for.
(1) “i’m low on money and need to get this freshman girl crunked so i can bone her tonight. better stop by liqours and pick up some admiral!”

(2) these minors are way too dumb to notice the difference between admiral and captain. just put the admiral in an old captain bottle and they’ll be like “oh i love captain morgan, it tastes so much better than your s-m-n”

(3) “dude, captain morgan was just a lousy b-tt pirate. admiral nelson won the battle of trafalgar.”
exact same thing as captain morgans see captain morganonly its half the price, the smart mans rum
man f-ck the captain, i love the admiral
(1) british admiral during the napoleonic wars famous for good rapport with ordinary sailors and for his brilliant leadership. won the battle of trafalgar, but was killed there by a french sniper. did not die fighting pirates in algeria, or anywhere else.

(2) a d-mn good rum, similar to, but not the same as captain morgan. it has a mellower flavor with a much stronger vanilla taste.
“in real life admiral nelson won his battles, and so too in our taste test”
a spiced rum. cheaper, yet essentially identical tasting to captain morgan’s brand spiced rum. most find it to be smoother/ more palatable.
admiral nelson is of a higher rank,and a lower cost than the lesser captain morgan.
an admiral nelson is when you fire off your batter cannon in a woman’s eye whilst chopping her arm off. this of course is all done in honor of admiral horatio nelson who gave his eye and arm for the glory of the queen of england and then later died at the battle of trafalgar.
admiral nelsoner? i hardly know her!

so this girl was totally talking about how great napoleon was last night so i totally admiral nelsoned her to set the record straight.
the bottle of admiral nelson spiced rum needed to make you not remember that thursday night
‘ yo man you look pretty sh-tty, rough night?’

‘ yeah man, da admiral nelson got me good at carroll hall’
an off- brand liquor that is comparable to captain morgan. if more than 3-4 shots are taken of this, unusual behavior, easy s-x, or violent behavior is the result..!
“hey man, what wrong with your girl.? she just told me to go f-ck myself..?” …….. ” oh, don’t worry, thats just the admiral talkin (admiral nelson)… in another shot or two if i don’t pay attention, she’ll be in the bathroom doing what she told you to do..!

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