adorable kitten
process in which you strip down a persons clothes, drag them across sand paper and rub salt in their wounds. propping open their mouth and urinating in it is completely optional.
yeah, i gave seth an adorable kitten today, even went with the optional urinating. he cried, i laughed.
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