Adriano

a guido, has awesome hair and a sick body. women love him. not necessarily a douchebag and could be a very kind individual. family always comes first and friends are a close second. goes to any club that plays house music all night.
“ayooo, adriano wanna go to jenks tonight?!?”
“only if i can fist pump till my friggin’ arm falls off!!!!!”
to question the need for individuals to wear garments while partaking in physical activity
john, “hey, why are those kids wearing clothes while playing sport?”
paul “haha! you just did an adriano!”
an adriano (latin: adriannus put-n-s) is a serious medical condition where an individual becomes lost in translation in the vicinity of a foreign country. the causes of this disease are unknown but is most common in tokyo, j-pan, particularly in the areas of shinjuku, shibuya and harajuku trains stations. the diseases symptoms include an language barriers, expensive shirts, conversations about vegemite, members of the same s-x willing to publicly dress you; as well paparazzi style photography. the disease must be approached with caution as it is extremely contagious and may result in unwanted purchases.
an example of adriano disease: an infected male walks into shibuya 0101 accompanied by 2 other males. the infected male walks towards a $150 shirt. upon examining the shirt a shopkeeper approaches him and asks for the size which the infected male has no choice but to give. escorted to the changing room the infected male tries on the shirt while the shopkeeper engages in a delightful conversation about going to australia on holiday and how he doesn’t like vegemite. once the infected male has tried on the shirt he proceeds to ask the other two males how the shirt looks on him. this triggers the infected male to enter the second phase of the disease. the shopkeeper thus begins to dress the infected male with a sweater and holds a pair of jeans to his waist -ssuring him its the latest fashion. in the meantime the two males escorting him proceed to take out a camera and initiate photographing the scene at hand. with no paramedics on call this causes the infected male to enter the final and most lethal stage of the disease. the infected male proceeds to explain that he has no interest in purchasing any of the clothes, however, the shopkeeper appears linguistically confused as his native tongue and that of the infected male are not one and the same. the shopkeeper -ssumes the infected male would like to purchase the shirt, unable to comprehend what no means. the purchase is made and the infected male makes a slow recovery from the disease.
a slur to someones technical abliltys usaly in an it enviroment
“you need to restart the pc and go in to safe mode ok?”

“how do you get in to safe mode?”

everyone shouts ” adriano!! adriano!! adriano!! adriano!! ”
common melbourne (australia) name for someone who has some kind of r-t-rdation, or is just extremely stupid. usually has no idea what the heck he is doing. half the time he can’t even spell his own name! very commonly italian, thus adding to their stupidity. got any more recipes to steal from asian countries? -cough cough pasta is from china cough- also, very racist and patriotic. ugly as f-ck though :/
bob: how do you spell your name, adriano?
adriano: erm… q? l?
bob: er, okay :s
obama: hi, i’m obama!
adriano: holy sheit it’s a black man 😮