adult

a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.
a depressed child. adults have the notion that juveniles need to suffer. only when they have suffered enough to wipe out most of their joyous spirits and innocence are they staid enough to be considered ‘adult’. see also: mature.
you go to your kiddie freinds. come back when you’re an adult and stop play ing pokemon.
1. the period of your life before death, and after the time when you realize that it is, in fact, not cool to paste cut-outs from ‘teen people’ onto your binder.

2. the label you give to movies that have copious amounts of the letter ‘x’ on them.
1. when jenny realized that she had become an adult, a part of her died.

2. when tom went behind the beaded curtain in his local video store marked ‘adult’, and looked at all the p-rnomagraphic materials, a part of him grew.
a ridiculous person who thinks that everyone who uses mysp-ce will get raped eventually, it’s bad for kids to have things easy, and anything with a screen is a portal into h-ll. basically, shortsighted b-st-rds who exist to annoy rational people.
adult: what are you doing?
kid: iming
adult: oh no you’re not! instant messaging lowers sociability!
kid: how can that be when i’m talking to people…?
a middle aged grown up whos only purpose in life is to annoy and b-tch to kids and teenagers. they hate pretty much everything and everyone, mostly their kids because they didnt have a good childhood and are now b-tching and complaining about it to every other person 20 years younger than him or her, what a douchebag
at the age of 35, adults become uncool and zombielike, whos only purpose is to destroy the youth
one old enough to be cruel to, rationalizing that such a person is mature enough to handle whatever you dish out.
manipulating a child is a sin, but manipulating an adult is good business.
(noun)
one who thinks they deserve the right to control everything there is to control, and usually, in fact most always, results in severe hate by many teenagers everywhere. mostly practices this believed right on his/her offspring. does not deserve friends, or a social life.

this definition specifically applies to those who would read it and say to themselves the following thought: “god d-mn teenagers complain about way too f-cking much”.
fkin parents…. they grounded me from playing games for 2 weeks just for missing a few points at school. adults suck.

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