Adult Clue
a variation on the boardgame in which, in addition to figuring out how the victim was killed, you must also determine what s-xual acts happened to their body after the murder. it is only for adults because it is very difficult and requires several higher-level cognitive skills.
“i believe mr. plum removed colonel mustard’s eye sockets with the candlestick, skullf-cked him for twenty minutes, slit his throat open with the edge of the revolver, and thrust himself into the esophagus.”
“wrong, it was the trachea.”
“adult clue is so hard.”
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