adult dating
a form of dating experienced by most adults where you give random people your phone number and go on dates right away searching for some form of commitment in our increasingly temporary society because you feel insecure about getting older and the need to be married is coming down on you because thats what society expects and you dont want your mother to keep b-tching about grandkids and asking if youre gay because you haven’t settled down yet and moved to the suburbs, ultimately rushing you to an inevitable divorce and long drawn out custody battles over your son with medical problems and your still like “i can change baby” but shes like “my new fiancee is a doctor and you dont even have a job and cant take care of yourself how are you gonna take care of me and our son, which by the way clyde wants to adopt him ill bring the papers by your apartment later in his mercedes…” and you just cant handle another day at teh office because you lost teh big account and you end up killing yourself at 35, fat and alone.
yeah when we were in high school we looked forward to adult dating, now i’m scared of it after seeing what happend to bob…
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