Adult Juicebox


the act of punching a straw through a fifth of alcohol and sipping it as if it were a juice box. works best if the adult has childlike mentality and a casual drinking problem.
feeling left out of the children’s table as they all got juiceboxes, nick proceeded to create his own adult juicebox to fit in.

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