adult skittle


pharmaceutically generated pill, the purpose of which is to take”the edge off” a grown up anxiety-laden event such as:

1.)colonoscopy
2.)irs audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)kenny g concert
you cannot get me on a plane until i have taken my adult skittle.

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