adult-tard


an adult who does ridiculosly stupid things as a way of showing their maturity. eg; when a little bird finds it’s way into a cl-ssroom of fifth graders, and adult-tard would be the first one to catch it and call animal protection, instead of letting it fly away. making oddly stupid rules and descisions is another habit of adult-tards.
at my school, they caught someone smoking in a restroom stall and the adult-tard principle made a rule against using the bathroom.
(true adult-tard moment)

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