Advancement
advancement is a cultural/philosophical condition condition in which a true genius (an “advanced individual”) creates piece of art that only other advanced individuals are capable of appreciating. as a necessary corrolary, the non-advanced will perceive the artistric product as bad. that which is advanced cannot, under any circ-mstances, be intended as irony. advancement (and all derviative word forms) must always, always be capitalized. this is highly advanced english.
coined by cultural theorist chuck klosterman.
lou reed; evan dando; david byrne’s cover of whitney houston’s “i want to dance with somebody”; boy meets world.
the key to advancement is that advanced artists neither (a) do what is expected of them; or (b) do the opposite of what is expected of them.
Read Also:
- clown dog
a person who is amusing edging on being a little bit crackers. someone is rolling around on the floor talking utter rubbish whilst wearing a wooden skirt- i’d say ” your a right clown dog” 2 more definitions add your own a funny person who is appreciated by everyone for their antics. often someone who […]
- brotheist
n. a person who is both an atheist and a bro. billy used to be a christian bro, but then he examined his faith and became a brotheist .
- brotice
when one bro notices another; eye contact is usually followed by a handshake and some type of verbal acknowledgement. clyde: i broticed cubby the other day down at the bars, cl-ss act that guy is. wentworth: rad.
- b-slice
a slang term used in the vernacular of today’s youth to depict a s-xually-stimulated and erect p-n-s. the “b” is derived from the cl-ssic term “b-n-r”, and the “slice” exists to lend street-cred to the term. mav-“dude, g-ball’s mom is so fly.” pete-“yeah dude…. everytime i go over to mow their lawn i get a […]
- bubba system
a person who gets somthing for less money , or gets a job that would be hard to get unless he or she knew a person on the job.used mainly in the florida keys. he got the job without an interview beacause of the bubba system.