Aeolus
king of the winds
aeolus was the ruler of the winds in greek mythology.
the answer to the universe; created the number 8 and brought life to the internets. better known as the god of wind, but no one gives a sh-t about that.
praise thee aeolus, our lord and savior, and may you give us strength in this age of trolls and f-cktards.
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