aerator
go to the definition that best fits your i.q. range.
under 60: a robot
60-80: a machine that makes your lawn cr-p on itself
80 and higher: a propelled machine that you guide across your lawn. it punctures holes about have inch around, and 2 inches deep, in the ground. this allows nutrience to seep deeper into your soil, loosens the dirt, and helps you grow more gr-ss if you are reseeding your lawn
aerator rentals. $50 per hour.
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