aerojoke
otherwise known as the aerospoke, is a bicycle “wheel” usually seen on poseur fixed-gear bikes. they are flimsy and heavy motherf-cking plastic wheels posing as aerodynamic track wheels, but were actually designed for use on wheelchairs. people who own aerojokes usually drink pbr, listen to unknown bands, have full-body tattoos, and are complete douchebags.
mommy look, it’s a bicycle!
no johnny, that’s not a bicycle. look at those aerojokes, it’s a poseur hipster excuse for a bike.
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