aeropostale shit lick
the act of taking a peice of sh-t shirt from aeropostale, then sh-tting in it while your gay blind friend m-st-rb-t-s onto your face and shoving a banana phone up your -ss, then when he has fully j-zzed on your face you take the aeropostale shirt (now it looks sumwhat like a sh-t hammock) and throw it up in the air while you open your mouth like your trying to catch snow flakes on your tongue, then you both make out and play limp biscuit,then you take that stupid douchebag aeropostale shirt and wrap it around both of your heads to make a romantic and smelly bond on your head
guy 1-wow i heard you and tom had an aeropostale sh-t lick party
guy 2- yep that was the best night of my life!
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