aerosexual
noun, a person who has obsession with aircrafts
all of the aeros-xuals went to the airport
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someone who loves planes and generally flies them. also known as a pilot. usually face large dilemmas such as choosing between the curveness of a cirrus sr22, verse the tenderness of handling a piper (for instance)
you see that dude… he played flight sim for 22 hrs. what an aeros-xual…
a person with a s-xual attraction to airplanes, as opposed to a mechas-xual, a person with a s-xual attraction to any type of machine.
the pilot was a total aeros-xual, he got aroused just inspecting a 767.
a person having an avid love and s-xual desire of aircraft beyond the average persons interest. they openly admit their love of aviation and all things air-related. they are often found prowling the fences of nearby airports, but it is becoming increasingly common seeing these people travel far and wide across countries to witness the act of airplanes landing and taking off. if you encounter these predators, take care not to make direct eye contact or obstruct their line of sight to the airport, as they may become agitated and/or aggressive in nature. they often travel in packs of 2 or more. they sometimes carry binoculars and more often than not high quality camera’s. they inhabit the online world of airliners.net and can easily be identified in public by their compulsive urge to check flightradar24 and live atc at least every 20 minutes and can be heard quizzing each other about air related trivia and such. more often than not these people are sad individuals, which do not have girlfriends or lives. the condition is a direct result of not being breastfed as children. they often pleasure themselves to either the sight or sound of an aircraft. make no mistake, these are sick, twisted perverts that will stop at nothing to have a quick w-nk over the sight of a b747-8f extending it’s undercarriage.
“that dirtbag aeros-xual just pulled himself while playing flight simulator”
attracted to aeroheads s-xualy
guy: oh look an aero head!
girl: i wanna f-ck him.
guy: i am guessing your an aero s-xual.
noun, a person who f-ck aeroplanes. only used when refering to women pilots.
she was a terrible pilot, a true aeros-xual.
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