Aesus
the form of jesus mixed with the stereotypical asian. he does everything jesus does but with an asian flair.
jesus’ blood is wine.
aesus’ blood is tea.
mary was virgin.
wong was an asian hooker.
jesus was a jew.
aesus is a communist.
jesus was a carpenter.
aesus was really really good at math.
jesus was crucified by the mighty romans.
aesus was killed when his for gt400 was stolen by the united states government and swapped for the death trap that is the toyota prius.
jesus loves everyone.
aesus loves everyone that eats at his chinese restaurant.
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