affectionate bullying
when you bully your friends/partners but you still love them
real life example of affectionate bullying:
guy: suck my 7.5 inch d-ck.
girlfriend: you have a tiny w-lly.
guy: you’re gay.
girlfriend: i love you.
guy: i love you too.
Read Also:
- African Pigeon Wing
when it is so cold out that your p-n-s freezes to the inside of your thighs and turns purple. “that was a hardcore african pigeon wing i got today!”
- FakeTML
the practice of using the format of html tags (namely closing tags) in textual conversation in order to make a point. “your mom’s not a dirty wh-r-. ” “dude, don’t use faketml to talk about my mom.”
- after laughtershock
calling friend who caused laughtershock to inform them of such. laughing hours later at mike’s joke, jay called to inform him of his ” after laughtershock”
- hamburger eyes
the puff that arises in ones eye lids after a serious smoke session. all this chibba been given me hamburger eyes. when your eyes get as big as hamburgers, when looking at someone you think is hot. d-mn, i got hamburger eyes for that chick over there…
- hamburger & hugs
what prudish girls give their guys on steak & bj day jan – so did bob enjoy his steak & bj day? cindy – yuck that’s gross! i just gave him hamburger & hugs