affluent
a person who is financially well-off. having an abundent supply of material possessions. to be fortunate and prosperous.
he has 10 luxury cars and a mansion. he’s affluent.
1. wealthy.
2. drunk, as in under the affluence of inkahol. (meaning the influence of alcohol, as might be mispr-nounced when inebriated.) also -ssociated with the other meaning because either condition (ought to) make your troubles float away.
give him five shots of whiskey and he’s affluent.
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