afghani pipeline
an enormous, long, solid piece of sh-t thrown in the freezer until frozen and used as an instrument in s-xual activity.
i.e a makeshift penetration device.
babe: oh pablo,
my batteries to my toy are dead ! whatever shall i do !?
pablo: nyeaah don’t worry dere lil lady, the afghani pipeline’s already in the freezer!
babe: my hero!!
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