aflac
a company with a funny duck who says aflac as a slogan. aflac as an interjection can be used as well when you can’t think of something to say, but you know you should talk.
#1: maxzilla where’s your homework?
#2: aflac!
an american life insurance company that has a line of commercials featuring a duck that mysteriously acquires the abnormally-loud voice of gilbert g-dfried. the unnamed duck can only say the name of the life insurance company he, for some unexplained reason, endorses: “aflac.” the duck has the ability to appear anywhere in the world where a life insurance-related conversation is taking place. however, no human can actually hear his “advice.”
davo: now, act like a duck!
luis: aflac!
what this duck says in a commercial. also used in social situations when somebody says something embarr-ssing or socially awkward and you want to break the silence.
(a group of people are chatting)
dave: did any of you ever know that i have three t-st-cl-s?
rest of group: …………
(long awkward pause)
you: aflac!!!!!!!!!!
a health insurance company who has a duck for a mascot that says “aflac!!!”
duck: aflac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the logo for an insurance company.
the logo is a duck!
your boot so old it look like its about to say aflac!!
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