African Standstill
a rare breed of turtle located on the coast of niger. known for its quick movements, only seen when no one else is around. food source(s): oxygen
1st person: “that is an amazing turtle!”
2nd person: “ah, the african standstill. don’t turn your back on it, you’ll never see him again.”
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