African Vagina Monster
an african v-g-n- monster looks much like a large, more v-g-n–shaped tiger lilly, with the same coloration of the petals but it has teeth, it is not at all like a venus fly trap, do not confuse the two, while venus fly traps trap flies with theyre long, thorn like “teeth”, avm’s do not trap, but just eat (with teeth much like a sharks)things, they ae most like to eat p-n-s, fingers, tongues, or condoms. fear this creature. it is exotic, but fierce.
“that african v-g-n- monster just bit my nipple! and then i p-ssed all over it!”
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