Afrin Maneuver
when your woman complains that she doesn’t want to have s-x because she has a cold and a stopped up nose. when she falls asleep, you put 4 sprays of afrin on your p-n-s and then shove it up her nose. it will scare the snot out of her, literally. the afrin will also numb your p-n-s, allowing you to finish in the other nostril.
johnny wanted to help his woman get a clear nose. so he promptly performed the afrin maneuver.
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