Afro-Denial
main entry: af·ro-de·ni·al
pr-nunciation: ‘a-(“)fro di-‘ni(-&)l, de-
function: noun/adjective
etymology: the boondocks comic strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair — thereby refusing to accept the co-rs-ness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
jazmine: i don’t care what you say. i don’t have an afro. i don’t, i don’t, i don’t.
huey: -sigh- how sad.
huey: you’re clearly suffering from “afro-denial.” textbook case.
jazmine: what!!?
huey: this looks serious, i better start planning the intervention.
jazmine: afro-denial?
jazmine: there’s no such thing as “afro-denial.” i bet you made that up!
huey: wait … here it is.
huey: afro-denial: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair — thereby refusing to accept the co-rs-ness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
jazmine: well i think you and your book are stupid. so there!!!
huey: hmm… sounds like “ethno-ambiguo hostility syndrome”…
main entry: af·ro-de·ni·al
pr-nunciation: ‘a-(“)fro di-‘ni(-&)l, de-
function: noun/adjective
etymology: the boondocks comic strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-delusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair — thereby refusing to accept the co-rs-ness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
jazmine: i don’t care what you say. i don’t have an afro. i don’t, i don’t, i don’t.
huey: -sigh- how sad.
huey: you’re clearly suffering from “afro-denial.” textbook case.
jazmine: what!!?
huey: this looks serious, i better start planning the intervention.
jazmine: afro-denial?
jazmine: there’s no such thing as “afro-denial.” i bet you made that up!
huey: wait … here it is.
huey: afro-denial: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair — thereby refusing to accept the co-rs-ness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
jazmine: well i think you and your book are stupid. so there!!!
huey: hmm… sounds like “ethno-ambiguo hostility syndrome”…
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