After-Porn
the p-rn you watch after the real p-rn to cool down. this p-rn slowly gets grosser until you you want nothing to do with it.
eli- wow i’m still so h-rny but i jacked off over half an hour ago
tyler- rookie mistake man! you gotta watch some after-p-rn
jack- yeah man i can’t leave the house before i’ve watched my after-p-rn
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