After-Shocker
the act peformed by a female after receiving “the shocker” from a poor excuse for a male. it can be gesticulated in photos or as a threat by flashing the knee, as that is what will be grounded into said males t-st-cl-s after he attempts “the shocker”, and not lightly either, with an exceeding amount of force.
aptly named the “after-shocker” as it is after, and also a shocker of its own.
-boy gives girl the shocker-
girl : “oh my g-d, what did you just do?”
boy: -laughing- “hahahaha, gave you the shocker”
-girl performs after-shocker-
boy: -screaming in agony- “jeeeezzzzzzzz what the h-ll was that for?”
girl: ” being a complete -sshole, goodbye”
-girl exits leaving boy writhing in agony-
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