After Thanksgiving


an after thanksgiving is when you have thanksgiving meals repeatedly after thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. this is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. this is also the reason why thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.
this is a common scenario of an after thanksgiving

eli “mom, what’s for breakfast?”

mom “eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”

eli “mom, what’s for lunch?”

mom “i made turkey sandwiches!”

eli “mom, what’s for lunch?”

mom “ mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”

eli “mom, what’s for desert?”

mom “pumpkin pie smothered in – eli! get that gun out of your mouth!!!

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