Afterburn

when playing either “apples to apples” or “cards against humanity,” it is the feeling of m-ssive regret you feel immediately after drawing a new card when you are stuck having played a previous answer that does not work nearly as well as the new one would have.
-player picks up new card from the deck and looks at it-

player 1: aw, man! this would have been way funnier than the one i put down.
player 2: that’s afterburn for you.
the fiery sensation you feel on your -n-s after taking a potent sh-t; usually occurs after eating some sort of exotic food.
deezam son, this afterburn is killing me. i shouldn’t have eaten those burritos.
the remaining used herb, after you have vaporized it. depending on the type of weed, this can be anywhere from black to a lighter shade of brown. the chances are if you’re a stoner, you save this and use it in another way.
tony: what do you do with your afterburn?
gabe: i save it and smoke it. what do you do with it?
tony: i use it to make cannab-tter.
the feeling you get the morning after getting extremely stoned the night before. somewhat of a confused “not all there” feeling, as if you were still stoned but not.
d-mn dude, we just smoked an o last night and i have afterburn.

i think i have afterburn, i got so stoned last night and i can’t think straight.
thinking of a good come back in an argument well after the argument has ended.
bro 1: d-mn dude that was a crazy argument!
bro 2: yea man and i just barely thought of a good comeback i could have used…
bro 1: wow man, what an after burn.
the drowsy, tired, and undermotivated feeling people get after coming off of pot.
we did like ten huge hits each. i got so stoned. but when i came off of it i had such bad afterburn, so i fell asleep.
the post residual high you have from getting stoned the night before. hangover is to beer, as after-burn is to weed.
dude. i got so high i still had some after-burn for two days after i lit up.
a cigarette smoked after smoking pot (‘burning’). the lungs have a pleasurable burning sensation after smoking weed which heightens the pleasurable sensation of smoking tobacco.
“i wish i had saved that dart for an after-burn.”

“let’s have an after-burn shall we?”

“we smoked after-burns before going inside.”

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