afterburner

1. a hot, often painful dump that follows a meal of spicy food.

2. a hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food.
man, that pepperoni and jalapeno pizza was good last night but the afterburner d-mn sure kicked in this morning!
1.an action game with jets from sega.
2.someone who torches your -ss with a lighter.
3.if you eat chinese food with hot sauce your -ss starts to burn.
4.when you eat at mcdonalds/burger king a pig cr-p sandwich, and later have to sh-t…you will get after burner feeling.
big :” omg cartg-ss, you ate the hot spicy burger”
cartg-ss:” i already feel my -ss burning wtf”
rib:” lol bk owned you haxx0rz”
a series of tiny toots that follow your initial fart usually ranging from 1(begginer) to 5 or more(expert).
tootman:wow!!!!!that burrito allowed me to have ten after burners!
p–pboy:wow i didnt think that was possible!
tootman:well it is so shut up before i do some on your face
tootman:hahahaha b-tch!!!
a fart that starts quiet then blasts at the end.
dude – i was at the library, started a quiet fart and thought, what the h-ll, time to turn on the afterburner.
letting out a fart right before you start to pee.
i hit the afterburners right before i p-ssed.
a burning, oily sh-t that leaves one’s -n-s burning for up to hours on end.
“hey man, why are you limping like that?”
“i just cr-pped out the nastiest afterburner ever and my -sshole’s still feeling it.”
an insult that is understood (and sometimes only insulting) long after the delivery.

not related to after burner fart
mark: “janet, you’re decorative.”
janet: “thanks mark!”
mark: “never mind.”

hours later…

janet: “i’m decorative? like, only good for like, making things pretty and stuff? owwww, that burns.”

janet thought it was a compliment until she realized mark was commenting on her mental abilities or lack there of; mark had insulted her with an after-burner.

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