Afterhand
the slight glimpses of memory and interactions, from a previous nights drunkenness, that are remembered only whilst, or after, recuperating in a foggy, fuzzy, hangover”y” mess.
she was so wasted. dancing on the bar, kissing 4 dudes and 5 chicks. wonder what she’ll remember afterhand?
wait, i think i remember now. was i really trying to hump that police horse? of course i remember that afterhand.
i love you! and i love you and you and you! let’s see how much i love you guys afterhand…….(burp) i love you and you!
jerking off after s-x.
that girl wouldn’t let me c-m on her so i had to resort to some afterhand.
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