Aftershock glow


when you’re ex- girlfriend/boyfriend gets noticeably more attractive after the relationship is over:

often a figmental allusion. sometimes caused by a sudden motivation of the ex to impress others in means to consolidate their new entry into the single lifestyle.
“d-mn connor, her aftershock glow has every guy in the school wanting to get in her pants! you might want to get her back.”

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